I bet you know the feeling. It can be a flu bug, losing your get-up and go, or (in my case) a run of chemo treatments. For me that was 30 years ago, but sometimes holding down the couch is the best we can do. I say we might as well do it with attitude and style.
Carey Creed recorded it on her Small Braveries album in 2012. And my version is on Painting Stories ‘cross the Sky recorded in 1995. Both are included in this post for your enjoyment.
Holdin’ Down the Couch by Crow Johnson (ASCAP)
Lazy kinda morning coffee ain’t even workin’ guess I gotta hold down this couch. Someone’s gotta do it. There’s a whole lot to it. Holdin’ down this couch. Hummingbirds zoomin’ round my window. Taunting me about my get up and go. I won’t give an inch I’m standing my ground, holding this big ole couch down.
It’s lumpy and low and plaid and brown and I’m just gonna hold it down. I got lots to eat and a blanket for my feet. I’m just gonna hold this old couch down. You can try to call me on the phone. You’ll decide nobody’s home. I won’t give an inch I’m standin’ my ground holdin’ this big ole couch down.
Hummingbird zoomin’ round my window. Taunting me about my get up and go. I won’t give an inch I’m standing my ground holding this big ole couch down. I won’t give an inch I’m standing my ground holding this big ole couch down.
Hope you’ve enjoyed these versions and especially hope you are not currently holdin’ the couch down. Bye for now from Auntie Crow’s Corner.
Teri+Davids
Love this!
Crow Johnson Evans
Thanks Terri… MJ spent his time holdin’ down the couch. Let’s petition Lyle Lovett to include this song in his rep.
Beth Brown-Reinsel
Awesome Crow. Xo Beth
Joanie
Love reading your background stories about your songs and appreciate being able to hear them too!
Been holding down my old couch too ~
Thank you Crow!
kathy griesbach
Love this.
Graham
Hey Crow!
So good hearing you sing again… haven’t heard you in years!! Great song! I DO relate!! My get up and go got up and went! I anxiously await another musical installment!! I’m gonna try to send you a song of mine as well!!
Crow Johnson Evans
It was so great to see you at K’ville. Thanks for commenting on “Holdin’ Down the Couch”. hugs